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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Out, damned spot out, I say
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
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How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us
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If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of...
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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it...
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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
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I do not confer praise or blame I accept. I am the measure of...