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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #4766
Determine never to be idle…It is wonderful how much may be done if we...
Quote #24533
I say that good painters imitated nature but that bad ones vomited it.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #18160
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
Quote #20741
But what is the difference between literature and journalism …Journalism is unreadable and literature...
Quote #5863
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only...