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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
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Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...
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The education of the will is the object of our existence.
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I have taken all knowledge to by my province.
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No human thing is of serious importance.
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The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?...
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One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.