Quote #737
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Quote #11346
Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
Quote #8906
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #23851
The arts are the servant wisdom its master.
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #4703
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes...
Quote #14609
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.