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Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
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I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even...
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If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
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My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won’t let me.
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
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If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
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False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science, for they often endure...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #33610
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they dont...