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Asking ‘Who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘Who ought to be...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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You can use all the quantitative data you can get, but you still have...
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Today I live in the quiet, joyous expectation of good.
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
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Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more...
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If you want to get along, go along.
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We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood,...