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Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
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Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
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He alone is wise who can accommodate himself to all contingencies of life; but...
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Always fall in with what you’re asked to accept. Take what is given, and...
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The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.
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When I heard that trees grow a new ‘ring’ for each year they live,...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never...