Quote #1094
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Quote #21094
You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
Quote #12193
O Death the Healer, scorn thou not, I pray, To come to me: of...
Quote #14639
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #34800
No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
Quote #7037
An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
Quote #9696
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...
Quote #9747
Woe be to him that reads but one book.