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Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
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You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is...
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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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I respect everyone. I even respect journalists.
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There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
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‘Good luck, Mr President,’ I said to him. ‘As I told you when I...
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You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...