Quote #4387
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #4351
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #34780
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #27320
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
Quote #15983
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #14250
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.