Quote #19275
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #13401
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Quote #3204
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #27835
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
Quote #26332
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #19043
Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.
Quote #755
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.