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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet....
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If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #23617
…a sword never kills anybody it’s a tool in the killer’s hand. From Ad...
Quote #3459
I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness...
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Beanie Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to...
Quote #16032
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious...
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.