Quote #20069
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Quote #352
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Quote #10088
People who keep journals have life twice.
Quote #11421
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Quote #22462
Three Spaniards, four opinions.
Quote #7590
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones.
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #167
Go ahead, make my day.
Quote #2237
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...