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There is no substitute for hard work.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
Quote #25027
Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #25724
You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate...
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Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends...
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to...
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...