Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #10647
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #2124
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Quote #9125
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
Quote #1992
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Quote #20590
When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
Quote #9348
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #8877
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart...