Quote #12048
It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #32004
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
Quote #4144
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a...
Quote #362
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #34555
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #17223
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
Quote #3184
It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire...
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.