Quote #15535
When you have too much month for you paycheck, then what you need to...
Quote #6753
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #31123
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
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You go to war with the Army you have. They?re not the Army you...
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So they go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided,...
Quote #31875
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #4832
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.