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The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...