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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28378

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #25496

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Gore Vidal

Quote #19553

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Jalal ud-Din Rumi

Quote #31338

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
Richard Lewis

Quote #3946

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Harold Bloom

Quote #25730

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Unknown

Quote #3015

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Eric Hoffer

Quote #8119

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.
Alan Alexander Milne

Quote #30031

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
Andre Gide

Quote #3261

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys.
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