Quote #30319
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #16793
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #3111
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #3148
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
Quote #2402
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Quote #12879
Be comforted, dear soul! There is always light behind the clouds.
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #6144
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.