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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to...
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What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
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Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.
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There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
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If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
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Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...