Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #25642
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #34794
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #9079
Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Quote #33231
There comes a moment when you realize that virtually anything is possible- that nothing...
Quote #7717
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
Quote #16567
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...