Quote #25470
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #15982
Everyone values things differently. In other words, they place their own value on everything...
Quote #23885
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #15489
If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
Quote #27489
Business is always interfering with pleasure, but it makes other pleasures possible.
Quote #32483
The root of fear is the death of yourself or someone you care about,...
Quote #22794
Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...