Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #2976
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
Quote #19401
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter...
Quote #3483
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #13287
Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
Quote #1428
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Quote #25196
You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #15191
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.