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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
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Success: Set your standarts high, and do not stop till you reach them.
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
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No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
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A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a...