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Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #15911
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #10870
There are two kinds of light–the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Quote #28334
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
Quote #33960
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is...
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #7242
When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you...