Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #3042
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet,...
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #32902
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #6959
Many things have fallen only to rise higher.
Quote #11542
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.