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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has...
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Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Men will wrangle for religion write for it fight for it die for it...
Quote #25181
Oh, how I love the Earth and everything in it, life and death. And...
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
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It is very important to make sure the person you’re marrying is like minded....
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #12387
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...