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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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We have placed too much hope in political and social reforms, only to find...
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Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited genius, being the action of reason...
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No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about...
Quote #15318
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.