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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to...
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
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Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most...
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The problem with the person who thinks he’s a long-term investor and impervious to...
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Praise out of season, or tactlessly bestowed, can freeze the heart as much as...
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Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
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A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...