Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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I was astonished at the effect my successful landing in France had on the...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #19841
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance...
Quote #729
Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others...
Quote #21181
Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort...
Quote #31266
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...