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The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Quote #4854
From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
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Don’t run too far, you will have to return the same distance.
Quote #4848
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country,...
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It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...