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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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A successful lie is doubly a lie; an error which has to be corrected...
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having...
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I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages henceTwo roads diverged...
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies...
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If you don’t control your mind, someone else will.
Quote #1488
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.