Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #27294
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #12654
It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #16864
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #23061
The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...
Quote #5997
The thought manifests as the word; The word manifests as the deed; The deed...
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #3452
Strike the tent.