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Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t...
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There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that...
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Conform and be dull.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
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The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle...
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Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.