Quote #2747
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
Quote #3433
Now comes the mystery.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
Quote #28563
One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #23934
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably...
Quote #28386
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Quote #11520
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #13902
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
Quote #15487
In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.