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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
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The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
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The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you...
Quote #32422
Sometimes the biggest risk you can take is not taking a risk.
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished if...
Quote #24092
There is nothing more likely to drive a person mad than…an obstinate, constitutional preference...