Quote #3540
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
Quote #90
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #16966
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
Quote #13573
War is based on deception.
Quote #10186
I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn?t count; building arks does.
Quote #28397
A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)