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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
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If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
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As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he...
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We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
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We pass the word around; we ponder how the case is put by different...
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
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If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #26195
America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We...