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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
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I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each...
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A wise man’s question contains half the answer.
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A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
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I do not want to dieuntil I have faithfully made the most of my...
Quote #22945
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...