Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #8718
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
Quote #22414
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #12126
When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...
Quote #34806
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Quote #30853
To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved...
Quote #8965
In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I...
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.