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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...