Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #8439
Every time you get angry, you poison your own system.
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #28801
The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To...
Quote #20368
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
Quote #3981
There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on...
Quote #17041
Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.
Quote #26873
A mighty pain to love it is, and ’tis a pain that pain to...
Quote #5624
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Quote #3467
This document describes the usage and input syntax of the Unix Vax-11 assembler As....