Quote #28324
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #5657
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quote #2424
Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
Quote #32050
Charity begins at home.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #25845
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
Quote #19056
Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard...
Quote #6734
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could....
Quote #16514
Never give up on anybody.