Quote #25162
It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #25981
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
Quote #17397
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #21842
Grace Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids,...
Quote #30501
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a...
Quote #24469
I find my familiarity with thee has bred contempt.