Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #30891
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
Quote #23629
He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
Quote #29928
To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake...
Quote #17161
Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems...
Quote #2157
#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if...
Quote #18881
…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
Quote #8284
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #23203
The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being...