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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
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Genius is born–not paid.
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To try to be better is to be better.
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A plague o’ both your houses
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We presume that we would be ready for battle if confronted with a great...
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I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to...
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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy...