Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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I do not want a friend Who smiles when I smile Who weeps when...
Quote #6454
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
Quote #1175
Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #262
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Quote #32146
…The electoral franchise has been conferred upon the Negroes in almost all the states...
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.