Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #12403
God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
Quote #10167
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
Quote #111
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #16348
You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem...
Quote #19546
To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to...
Quote #34780
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #6827
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
Quote #24673
There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living...