Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #12530
Teaching is as sacred as priesthood. If one has not the concern for humanity,...
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #210
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #2605
Not everybody has to sing the melody.
Quote #6959
Many things have fallen only to rise higher.
Quote #16102
When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his...
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...